50 Funny Memes & Tweets To Spice Up The Day

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Mel Dawn
Oct 8, 2021 2:00 PM EDT

Greetings, internet dwellers. Back for another dose of dank content? Lucky for you, we've got a tasty offering of dumb meme treats and random tweets that are sure to distract you from whatever task it is you're trying to ignore. 

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    Font - Thanks For Sharing Jerk @Thx4SharingJerk Think you had a bad tweet once? You have no idea く Tweet Jesse McLaren @McJesse · 11/13/19 What's one thing the 1920s had that the 2020s should bring back? 2,539 274,335 O 2,441 Thanks For Sharing Jerk @Thx4SharingJerk Replying to @McJesse Pandemics 9:52 PM · 11/13/19 · Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity 1:57 PM · 2020-12-23 · Twitter for iPhone 9,686 Retweets 438 Quote Tweets 72.6K Likes
    via @Thx4SharingJerk
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    Greeting - the sun me going outside to get vitamin D from the sun skin cancer
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    Facial expression - LITERALLY JUST COMPLETE THE SINGLE TASK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET DONE SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOURSELF LATER
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    Font - Some Guy @RomaYury If lever become a surgeon, I would say right before the patient passes out from anesthesia, "Ok, pull up the WikiHow article."
    via @RomaYury
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    Food - Planes were invented in 1903 Trains were invented in 1804 Babies before 1804 :
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    Smile - Me looking at how everyone is sleeping all comfy in my house while I get ready to go to work
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    Font - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Following I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair. RETWEETS LIKES 25,148 44,783
    via @VancityReynolds
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    Font - REI tilthat TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return. via reddit.com postmarxed Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he's here to f k and he's not leaving Source: tilthat 12,610 notes
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    Product - Why do French people look so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is England. 6:20 PM · 27 août 2020 depuis Gwaenysgor, Wales
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    Font - Underwhelming Facts @QuiteWhelming The floor is rarely lava. 10:03 AM · 2021-02-11 · Twitter Web App 34 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 426 Likes
    via @QuiteWhelming
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    Font - Hozier @Hozier Anyone else's household scissors seem to have a questionable relationship with existing in this realm? In and out as it pleases 7/20/17, 18:00 >
    via @Hozier
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    Comfort - The Onion @TheOnion Free Version Of Meditation App Plays Panicked Shrieks Every 15 Minutes bit.ly/2MAnvSg 6:30 PM · Jan 31, 2021 · Sprout Social
    via @TheOnion
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    Outerwear - Sums up the weather situation in my area
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    Water - Goosehurmps
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    Font - here have a little void to scream into As a treat
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    Gesture - How to slow down time Step 1:
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    Font - ditch pony @molly7anne my fiancé and I started a baby jar & every time someone asks when we're going to have kids we put a dollar in & when the jar is full we will spend it on whatever we want bc we don't have kids
    via @molly7anne
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    Organism - $Hawty. @shawty2trill my power came back on while i was sleep and my room was bright red bc of my LED lights, thought i woke up in hell bitch 3:19 AM · 2021-02-17 · Twitter for iPhone 19.5K Retweets 1,821 Quote Tweets 244K Likes
    via @shawty2trill
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    Font - King Taurus @TevonBlair ... I wake up debt-free from my student loans every day because l'm not paying that. 10:00 AM · 2021-02-05 from Chillum, MD · Twitter for iPhone 15.6K Retweets 1,904 Quote Tweets 83.7K Likes
    via @TevonBlair
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    Facial expression - alex tumay @alextumay Bad news: I accidentally washed a nice wool shirt that I really loved and it shrunk a LOT Good news:
    via @alextumay
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    Organism - Infi N8 Monkey Theorem @perlhack a lot of people think Rob is short for Robert, but it's actually short for 'Burglary' 1:18 PM · 2021-02-05 · Twitter Web App 290 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1,061 Likes
    via @perlhack
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    Cartoon - When short people see someone shorter than them
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    Font - nari @monomaniiia "you cannot kill me in a way that matters." is one of the hardest lines ive ever heard and it came from a tumblr post about mushrooms 2:36 AM · 2021-02-15 · Twitter Web App 9,413 Retweets 201 Quote Tweets 45K Likes
    via @monomaniiia
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    Brown - "Man, maybe life isn't about finding the perfect lamp, but finding the lamp inside you.'
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    Font - Aaron @aaronadams1997 Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.
    via @aaronadams1997
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    Font - high school teachers: "your college professor won't condone this." my college professors: uISIIUIesty aie avallavie ai www.yenesev.euumanuvUUNacauelmy-UISIUNESTY-policy. Pet Policy If a pet enters the camera frame during class, we will pause our discussion for an introduction to that pet and admiration by all. Dogs, cats, rabbits, hamsters, birds, snakes, iguanas, etc. are all welcome. Course Outline and Approximate Schedule (Subject to Change) Book Chapters Ch. 2 Date Topic Psvchological
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    Product - queerstatic tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess eatsleepcrap the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called 'nedjem' which means sweetie
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    Smile - Will you be long? I'm coming over Yes.
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    Rat - If you stay alive for no other reason at all please do it for spite
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    World - Aang @TheLastAirbender Do you realize that killing people is a crime 27 2 273 Kyoshi @AvatarKyoshi Please show me the law 1 27 Roku @TheAvatarRoku law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18. O 177 Kyoshi @Avatarkyoshi I'm not reading that 22 27 4 8.
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    Font - Abbie @AbbieEvansXO Me: [screaming] You: [screaming] All of us: [screaming] Ice cream parlour employee: I futkin quit
    via @AbbieEvansXO
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    Font - god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth sun: sounds good god: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolves moon: hell yes
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    Hand - A Soul DX SAMSUNG For a Soul 100 DURACELE DURACEL DURACELL
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    Cartoon - When I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven't seen in a while
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    Nature - nzherald.co.nz 25 mins Controversy has erupted in the annual Bird of the Year competition. Kiwi described as 'fat flightless f*ck' nzherald.co.nz
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    Photograph - Goat which suffers from anxiety only calms down when she is put in her duck costume f share
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    Pug - Pug Pigdashiong
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    Vertebrate - Me, losing my mommy at the grocery store at 22 years of age rae-mac mmmAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    Cat - just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this raccoon is with his stuffed raccoon
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    Rectangle - blackshuckofficial I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place yoitsmvddi this is the type of positivity i need.
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    Plant - No, Paul, I'm not healing your freakin' hangover!
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    Organism - Me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep
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    Clothing - Me doing literally any assignment @a.valid usemame Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite.
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    Product - failings spectre ajon_snow_420 Follow god: i have made Mankind angels: you fuked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety RETWEETS FAVORITES 445 642 254 PM-28 Oct 2015
    via TornadoCatLord
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    Azure - Sorry things didn't work out between us I wish you all the best But... The best is me So, I guess it sucks to be you Delivered
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    Font - BATMAM Lord Scummander @zhurg_ If you see a SNAKE, check to examine if it's Venomous or not before running or attacking it. Check the Row of scales after Anal Plate of the Snake. Harmless Venomous Anal plate Dual row of scales after anal plate Single row of scales after anal plate Pubity P @PubityOninsta Bro if I see a snake l'm running, I'm not examining it's asshole
    via @zhurg_
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    Food - Really glad I started meal prepping, really changed my life. Co LIG BORNN Co LIG LI ORHN SON -EST
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    Property - Child Sappen tialf I adopted the neighborhood stray cat. My neighbors cat got her pregnant. Woke up to this.
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    Font - Everyone: Why are you still single? Me: @chaos.reigns The male finishes his nap and checks whether any females have appeared.
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    Rectangle - I need advice Nevermind I already did the stupid thing slyoung10: | This must be what it's like to be my friend
    via TornadoCatLord

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